Friday, November 18, 2011

Coming through!

I have come to the conclusion that I am constitutionally incapable of driving slowly.

The other day the weather was good, highway traffic was clear and I was in no particular hurry. I told myself, "Self, let's take a leisurely drive back." I tried VERY HARD to keep to 90kph but it was tough going. So much so that after 10 minutes, I said to myself, "Self, sod it," and zoomed the rest of the way home at 160kph.

Also, in the city, you are TOO SLOW if:

(a) You are in front of me
(b) You are in the fast lane
(c) There are no other cars in front of you for at least two to three car lengths
(d) You are doing less than 100kph.

MOVE IT ALREADY, or get out of my way!

I am not impatient (or at least I don't consider myself to be) and I don't get angry and yell or curse at other drivers -- heck, I hardly even honk and almost never flash my headlights at the car in front, except on the 3-lane PLUS Highway -- but really I cannot understand oblivious drivers who block the whole road!


jeyadev said...

I would like to take the fifth, Your Honour.

BP said...

Oh, so that was you!

Sunflower said...

Jey: You're totally in the wrong country :p

BP: Yes, it was xD