Me: "I kind of want a hammer drill."
Mr TDH: "Uh... what brought this on?"
Me: "I started coveting when I watched the contractor's guys at work. Isn't it cool? And handy? But of course I'd hardly have need of it..."
Mr TDH: "I cannot believe I'm discussing a hammer drill with a woman. Okay, I'm blogging this!"
Me: "Haha, go ahead. As for discussing it with a woman, so sexist la you..."
Mr TDH: "Me? Sexist? YOU try discussing hammer drills with your galpals!"
Me: "I don't think any of my galpals even know what a hammer drill is, except maybe J."
Mr TDH: "See! I'm not being sexist!"
Me: "The carpenter has an Indonesian lady helper who knows how to use a hammer drill. So there."
Mr TDH: "Nope, that's not fair. She HAS to know, just like you have to know what an adverb is. That doesn't count."