Uhm... don't leave valuables behind

Today I found out that there are people who leave their house keys in their parked car when they go out. I'm like, what? Why??? I leave my Touch n' Go card in the car and already feel like I'm living on the edge! 

Fishy fishy fish

I used to roll my eyes and laugh at my mum when she said we need to cook the fish a certain way so that it wouldn't be fishy... I was like, "It's fish, mum, of course it's gonna be fishy!" 

But now I am an ADULT and almost 50 and I just texted my friend that the fish was rather fishy. Omg!!!!! Sorry, mum, I get it now 🤣🤣🤣